Penalty's Point of the Day

Posted By Penalty, 07 August 2008

Ok, let me break it down for you, Nite Fiters: Here's a little sequence of events that is bound to blow your mind.
-Penalty and Lloyd fight each other. (winner: Penalty)
-Morgan Freeman fights Penalty and Lloyd. (winner: Morgan Freeman)
-Morgan Freeman fights a meteor in the film "Deep Impact" (winner: Morgan Freeman)
-Meteor fights Dinosaurs (winner: Meteor)
-Penalty and Lloyd...

Feel Better Morgan!

Posted By Terry the Producer, 06 August 2008

We here at Nite Fite want to wish Morgan Freeman a speedy recovery from his terrible accident earlier this week. You are in our thoughts. Get Well Soon.
-Terry

Lloyd's Links for 5/5

Posted By Lloyd, 05 August 2008

Can someone please explain this construction equipment-themed Theme Park to me? I am so confused right now.

I am a true American. That is why I just ordered this hat. The best $19.95 I've ever spent.

And finally, there are certain people who I will never agree with. Those are the people I really wish would become members of this movement.

Things Morgan Freeman Loves

Posted By Terry The Producer, 01 August 2008

Morgan Freeman is the subject of this week's Nite Fite. In honor of that, we did some investigating and our own Jeaux Janovsky drew a picture of Morgan Freeman doing all the things he loves to do. Can you find all the things Morgan Freeman loves (according to Google)?

Hover your mouse over the image to see what Morgan Freeman loves. Click the links for proof and click here for the REALLY...

Penalty's (Counter) Point of the day!

Posted By Penalty, 30 July 2008

Ok, I'm gonna get real for a moment, Nite Fiters. Despite the enormous amount of attention "Nite Fite" is suddenly receiving, Penalty (that's me) will never change. You're all probably worried that Penalty is about to go Hollywood now that I'm famous. Have no fear. I'm going to continue delivering Truth to the People in the same way I have since we first went on the air in 1983. You won't be...

Lloyd's Point of the day!

Posted By Lloyd, 30 July 2008

It seems like a good time for me, Lloyd, host of the now-nationally important news/information portal Nite Fite, to reflect on celebrity. Americans, for all their glory and greatness, are now slaves to celebrity worship. This is just another thing that is bringing down the country. The world can see this happening and recognizes it as weakness. As a country, we are more vulnerable, and the...

Nite Fite Fan Art!

Posted By Jeaux Janovsky, 29 July 2008

Check out this cool Nite Fite Fan Art by viewers Ben Leon and Niko Anesti!!!


Do you have some Nite Fite Fan Art? We wanna know! Email us your images!!!
-Jeaux Janovsky

Lloyd's Links for 6/28

Posted By Lloyd, 28 July 2008

Back when TV was good, I was a big fan of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Joel Hodgson. Well, here's a pilot from Joel Hodgson that those lame TV executives failed to actually produce. I'm gonna warn you that the first two minutes of this video are painfully boring, but trust me it's worth watching the whole thing.

Via Metafilter

I would LOVE to make an entrance like this guy

Penalty's Photo Blog: The Intellect

Posted By Terry the Producer, 28 July 2008

Penalty likes to read those brainy intellectual publications. What him worry?
-Terry

Stick Shift Vs. Automatic Transmission in Pictures

Posted By Terry The Producer, 25 July 2008

On this week's episode of Nite Fite, Penalty and Lloyd debate stick shift vs. automatic transmission. So, instead of debating the pros and cons again here, I came up with a way to visually represent stick shift vs. automatic.

Stick Shift Etch A Sketch	Automatic Magna Doodle
Stick Shift Dovo Straight Razor	Automatic Norelco Electric Razor