3: Popsicle

It's time to choose a side. Are you with Penalty or Lloyd? join a team, then join the fite!


  • Bill Hayes wrote on July 17, 9:22 am

    Genius! I can't wait for the whole season... will there be a DVD? Please?!?

  • Edwin (guest) wrote in reply on August 1, 8:14 am

    YOUR GOING DOWN AMERIKA!

  • subarudemon (guest)(team penalty) wrote on July 17, 9:24 am

    Penalty all the way! Congratulations you guys.

  • Tim(team lloyd) wrote on July 17, 9:25 am

    I'm with Lloyd on this one. The Who MADE something! All you guys do is complain.

  • Sloan P. (guest) wrote on July 17, 9:29 am

    Who are you kidding... Penalty doesn't get it.. He just doesn't get it. Im with Lloyd on this one..

  • Justinsuperstar wrote on July 17, 9:55 am

    No one deserves brain freeze. Neither did I.

  • G-Love (guest)(team lloyd) wrote on July 17, 9:56 am

    These guys are so quotable, you just want to watch these again and again..."Oh thanks very much, we hope to have you again." ...AND again, AND again. Thanks Nite Fite.

  • NikoAnesti(team lloyd) wrote on July 17, 10:50 am

    Dan, you've done it again! Great and hilarious stuff here! Congrats to you and the whole Nite Fite team, and good luck!

  • Todd(team penalty) wrote on July 17, 11:08 am

    Eh, Im gonna go with Penalty. Lloyd is a bit too harsh, comes off as pretty ignorant.

  • Penalty (guest)(team penalty) wrote on July 17, 11:11 am

    Look, I'm no flip-flopper as you know, but once the so called DR. Montgomery started talking about French popsicles I really had to turn on him. Popsicles are invented by Americans, and he better remember that. As an American I'm not proud of much but you better not disregard our advances in frozen treats

  • dakaf_fal(team lloyd) wrote in reply on July 29, 9:49 pm

    I agree. Who cares if the French have the same colors as us? Maybe we don't want to be like France or Britain.

  • BandwidthYay(team lloyd) wrote on July 17, 11:50 am

    I'm with Lloyd on this one.
    Simply cause I like RW&B popsicles.

  • jmanbassdude(team lloyd) wrote on July 17, 12:45 pm

    ITS AN OUTRAGE!!!! That isi unacceptable!!

  • Hehehenerd(team penalty) wrote on July 17, 1:59 pm

    Hahaha I love this one, I eat this all the time....but I am american, idk....kindof split here. I dont like the guest either...ahhhh we need an "undecided" option!

  • o8jedi wrote on July 17, 2:54 pm

    I voted with Penalty up there, but I think that the guest has a point. Seriously, how is eating a delicious treat and being British a jab at the United States? Last I checked, the UK and US were allies.

  • iluvstarburts(team penalty) wrote on July 17, 3:36 pm

    stupid french

  • FadingMind (guest)(team penalty) wrote on July 17, 3:50 pm

    You do NOT disrespect the Firecracker popsicle with your talk of France! We have that tasty treat and what does France have? WINE AND CHEESE.

  • Neth wrote on July 17, 4:20 pm

    U SHOULD PAY THE MAN FOR THE BRAINFREEZE! i would not eat a french popsicle... fom fom fom fom

  • Holly (guest) wrote on July 17, 5:38 pm

    HAHA! this is great stuff. keep it coming...nice work mark : )

  • amorales909 wrote on July 17, 5:58 pm

    this was cool... look forward to seeing tonight's new one. :)

  • jeremyk(team lloyd) wrote on July 17, 10:00 pm

    Lloyd is so devilish in that poster frame. Yikes!

  • EvanK. (guest) wrote on July 17, 11:09 pm

    Yes indeed keep these coming. This one i have to agree with the guest, eating a red with and blue is no big deal. Like he said other countries also have these colours

  • Pablo (guest)(team penalty) wrote on July 17, 11:20 pm

    penalty is right. sell outs end up like snoop dog, rich but at the cost of your morals and will to live.

  • BluSlaad (guest)(team penalty) wrote on July 18, 12:08 am

    I think i'm with Penalty here.

  • WesChard(team penalty) wrote on July 18, 2:57 am

    It's hardly an argument... but what argument that there "was" went to Penalty

  • Easytoremembermember(team lloyd) wrote on July 18, 4:12 am

    Lmao

  • liece (guest)(team lloyd) wrote on July 18, 12:58 pm

    Lloyd is the man

  • Espy (guest) wrote on July 18, 3:58 pm

    Does this freeze up at eleven seconds for anyone else? I've tried both my computers with a few browsers, but it keeps freezing at the same spot.

  • shudder pictures(team penalty) wrote on July 18, 8:29 pm

    the french suck!

  • Fishes(team penalty) wrote on July 18, 9:58 pm

    Man when he said the French, i couldn't take it anymore!

  • Romelle (guest) wrote on July 19, 3:16 am

    I love this. I just found this site thru Threadbangers.com. Its funny, clean and just the right amount of crazy. The artwork,animation is cool too. Keep it up.

  • izzy (guest) wrote on July 19, 10:20 am

    I like the twitty-witty accent---he's the winner. So are red starbursts.

  • Lizzi (guest) wrote on July 19, 6:49 pm

    Love. Funny, witty, quotable. Great way to tie the campaign in... thanks for sharing.

  • phizzlepimp(team lloyd) wrote on July 19, 9:03 pm

    how does eating a popsicle disrespect america? it dosen't.

  • nam5465(team penalty) wrote on July 19, 9:50 pm

    "FRANKLY I'M A BIT OUTRAGED. I DEMAND AN APOLOGY SIR!" Great stuff. Keep up the good fite Dan!!!

  • Nathan J. Fealko (guest) wrote on July 20, 10:56 am

    As regarding the lost "credibility" from being supported by Starburst, I'm always glad to see a favorite flash animator of mine picked up by a sponsor (kind of like Weebl and Cadbury's). Keep up the good work, Dan!

  • Zyblorg wrote on July 20, 3:11 pm

    Frankly, I'm a little dissapointed in Penalty here. Lloyd didn't surprise me at all, but I really think Penalty showed a certain bit of ignorance by being outraged here.

    It's a fact: Red, White and Blue are common flag colors. And you can't help but be somewhat sorry for our dear professor. Also, they slam degrees WAY too much on this show. What does it matter if they have a point?

    On a less serious note, keep it coming Dan!

  • danny (guest) wrote on July 21, 2:08 am

    lol its funny that people are taking these comedic debates seriously. or are they serious? hmmmmmm...

  • Nick (guest)(team penalty) wrote on July 21, 3:33 pm

    nice to see life after meth minute. good going getting a sponsor and finally bring back meth minute.

  • Tina (guest)(team penalty) wrote on July 21, 9:53 pm

    LOL i loved how Penalty was polite and rational... for most of this episode. Lloyd was irrational and ignorant with the flag/colors stuff. The Proffessor was okay until he brought up the BrainFreezeApology thing, that wasn't cool. GO PENALTY!!

  • Lessen Lerned (guest)(team penalty) wrote on July 22, 7:57 pm

    Red white and blue is ALSO the color of injured baby seals! That British snob ate that popsicle. Transitive property concludes that British people eat injured baby seals! FTW!

  • o8jedi wrote in reply on July 24, 3:43 pm

    Although it's cogent, it may not necessarily be the case. After all, one is a delicious treat to be had during the summertime and the other is a popsicle.

  • Lindsey (guest)(team penalty) wrote on July 24, 11:57 am

    who cares? its just a popsicle!!! it tastes good, end of story....

  • fugmenot (guest) wrote on July 24, 10:11 pm

    Please, please, PLEASE bring NiteFite to Tivo (via Tivocast)!!

  • IamCanadian(team penalty) wrote on July 25, 2:10 am

    You Americans are so full of yourselves! Release the hot air from your head and get off your pedastels!

  • iLikePieBitch!(team lloyd) wrote in reply on July 25, 2:24 pm

    AMERICA KICKS ASS!!!
    Thats all i have to say

  • JustinMDurden(team lloyd) wrote on July 25, 7:57 pm

    We are not the French.

  • Bodem (guest)(team penalty) wrote on July 27, 10:38 pm

    lol... i sure do miss meth minute though... :,)

  • Pietacular(team lloyd) wrote on July 28, 5:18 pm

    I'm gonna have to go with lloyd on this one. That French comment is a diss on america and someones gotta pay.

  • Mrakken (guest) wrote on July 28, 5:27 pm

    China invented popsicles.

  • ramman (guest) wrote on July 29, 3:11 pm

    ok look they r common colors, and did any1 notist they agreed on something?

  • dakaf_fal wrote on July 29, 9:49 pm

    Starburst!!!

  • Jenniqua wrote on July 31, 11:59 am

    Aren't we all cherry, vanilla and blueberry under our skin, regardless from whence we were born?

  • Rili(team penalty) wrote on August 1, 3:13 am

    I'm with penalty. america and britain should be at peace. but when FRANCE COMES INTO THE PICTURE?! IT'S ALL COMIN' DOWN!!!

  • csm(team penalty) wrote on August 3, 10:30 am

    I Love me some Red White & Blue Popsicles! I like seeing the people in the end!

  • oli337 wrote on August 5, 10:35 am

    Theres nothing wrong with eating popsicles!

  • HarryAKA wrote on August 5, 2:21 pm

    Penelty and Llloyd both lost this one.

  • nastyprisms(team lloyd) wrote on August 5, 8:52 pm

    the dutch should be the most offended by the gesture. but it turns out it's virtually imposible to offend those weed smoking, tulip toting, windmill slaying slackers.

  • ILovesIt(team penalty) wrote on August 9, 11:23 pm

    We are NOT the french! Oh thanks very much, we hope to have you again....damn I love you dan

  • ILovesIt(team penalty) wrote on August 9, 11:25 pm

    for once lloyd and penalty stand as one in this episode love it

  • lance0197(team penalty) wrote on August 14, 12:53 pm

    it's not really an episode if penalty and lloyd are on the same side.

  • Gigith(team lloyd) wrote on August 17, 7:27 am

    AMERICA! GO US!

  • Hellifino (guest) wrote on August 23, 1:45 pm

    So what if a other nations have the same flag colors as the US?
    hell i know many flags that have red and white for flag colors but we're not angry. and besides there's always something on the flag that makes it different from others.

  • niklopez98(team lloyd) wrote on August 26, 3:30 pm

    ha ha...i think they came together in the end so that i can side with both of them in this situation!

  • Valencia(team lloyd) wrote on August 31, 3:07 pm

    Leave the American treat to the Americans!

  • Crazyhorrormovienerd(team lloyd) wrote on September 5, 1:50 pm

    we are red white and blue...who cares about france or england

  • Some British Guy (guest) wrote on September 6, 3:43 pm

    I'm with neither on this one...as you see, I be a Brit. ;D

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