8: Bottled Water

It's time to choose a side. Are you with Penalty or Lloyd? join a team, then join the fite!


  • iLikePieBitch!(team penalty) wrote on August 21, 11:02 pm

    yay yay! penalty!!!!!!!!

  • NikoAnesti(team lloyd) wrote on August 21, 11:02 pm

    This is the first time out of every Nite Fite that I'm totally with Lloyd here. Bottled water is a waste of money. I mean, I buy bottles of water, but when I finish one, I don't toss it and go for a new one. Just refill it with tap water! There's no difference! Water is water!

  • Dmitri Anesti(team penalty) wrote in reply on August 21, 11:33 pm

    Water
    is NOT just water
    Bottled water
    and TAP water
    Totally different.
    You drink your tap water that isn't filtered...It's all over the news
    When it's bottled, it's filtered.
    When it's tap, you're getting it from shitty dirty ass ponds and shit.
    Enjoy your E. Coli

  • NikoAnesti(team lloyd) wrote in reply on August 21, 11:39 pm

    It's called recycling, thank you! Besides, you can buy one of those...filters if it's really so scary. That's just one payment, compared to the thousands of bottles you're gonna buy. And sticking with recycling, bottles aren't biodegradable. Thanks for destroying America!

  • Dmitri Anesti(team penalty) wrote in reply on August 21, 11:42 pm

    The bottles ARE biodegradable. Haven't you looked at the new Poland springs bottles? They're ECO-FRIENDLY. And besides, why would I want to buy a filter? How can I trust those things? How do I know it's really FILTERING it? And plus, you can't get flavours from it.

  • NikoAnesti(team lloyd) wrote in reply on August 21, 11:46 pm

    Plastic degrades incredibly slow, even specific biodegradable plastic! And how do you know your precious bottled water's filtered either? Uncle Dirty could be filling up Poland Springs bottles from his sink and selling them. And if you want flavor, drink juice!

  • Dmitri Anesti(team penalty) wrote in reply on August 21, 11:47 pm

    Fuck Juice!

  • NikoAnesti(team lloyd) wrote in reply on August 21, 11:48 pm

    I think that's admitting defeat if I'm not mistaken! But, if you still wanna go at it, how about we settle this offline? I mean...you're...across the hall from me right now.

  • Dmitri Anesti(team penalty) wrote in reply on August 21, 11:50 pm

    How is that admitting defeat? I don't like juice. I want my flavoured water.

  • NikoAnesti(team lloyd) wrote in reply on August 21, 11:53 pm

    Just pour some Splenda in your water. That's the same thing. Seriously, are we gonna fight all night about this? I mean...well, I guess that would be appropriate.

  • Phil (guest)(team penalty) wrote in reply on August 22, 12:11 am

    Also, if you want your water to have the nice taste, put it in a water cooler in your fridge and drink it later.

    I still prefer bottled though.

  • urammar(team lloyd) wrote in reply on August 22, 5:26 am

    23% of bottled water companies dont even meet to their own standards, nor are their any water standards enforced by any regulatory force.

    BUY A FILTER FOR YOUR TAP PEOPLE!!!
    P.S. Read your water bottles, they say it comes from a municible water source(that means tap water fools)!

  • Nidran wrote in reply on August 22, 9:57 am

    Dasani is bottles water

  • (guest) wrote in reply on August 22, 10:44 am

    I mean dasani is tap water. And for flavor in tap get pur filter

  • The_REAL_Lloyd(team lloyd) wrote in reply on August 22, 1:08 pm

    Yes! THIS is what I call keeping up the good fight! I salute you!

  • Dbarry (guest)(team lloyd) wrote in reply on August 25, 3:15 am

    I'm with Niko on this one, i mean if your going to hijack a thread, you might as well take it outside too.

  • devonbecker101 (guest)(team penalty) wrote in reply on November 4, 10:51 pm

    I Like Bottled Water it is good for the invironment if people just recycle or use them for other things like lemonade on the go or sports drinks if your to cheap to buy a water cantine so yeah BOTTLEDD WATER FTW!

  • Bryan S (guest)(team penalty) wrote on August 21, 11:07 pm

    93% and that's a fact!

  • urammar(team lloyd) wrote in reply on August 22, 5:27 am

    It are fact.
    I know because of my learnings.

  • masterjon_3 wrote on August 21, 11:09 pm

    uncle dirty is awesome

  • masterjon_3 wrote in reply on August 21, 11:23 pm

    also, i forgot to add, tap water used to be cleaned like bottled water but then they decided to bottle it and sell it

  • ShotgunAndy (guest)(team lloyd) wrote on August 21, 11:15 pm

    Personally, I like spring water more than any other water, so I'm actually voting for no one. But I suppose I most agree with Lloyd, though.

  • Hehehenerd(team lloyd) wrote on August 21, 11:21 pm

    Have to go with lloyd here, Ill drink it out of a bottle, but still, trust tap more. BTW THESE NEED TO BE LONGER! WE WAIT A WEEK FOR A.......1 1/2 MINUTE EPISODE! THATS.....UNNACEPTABLE!

  • BASSGROOVE(team lloyd) wrote on August 21, 11:21 pm

    I'm with Lloyd... and not just as a Devils' Advocate. Light 'em up this week! (For once)

  • TheMadHatter(team lloyd) wrote on August 21, 11:26 pm

    Bottled water is the catalyst that is destroying America and filling our children's teeth with cavities that the terrorists can hide in slowly chiseling away at our way of life!
    If you drink bottled water YOU SUPPORT TERRORISM and want Michael Phelps, the pride and embodiment of America, dead!

  • Zyblorg(team lloyd) wrote on August 21, 11:55 pm

    At the beginning, when Lloyd pointed out the scam that is bottled water, I got up on my feet and shouted "Hallelujah!"

    In a world of free water sources such as sinks and drinking fountains (why has no one mentioned those?), they expect us to keep buying their bottles. There's a wide variety of reusable bottles out there (payed for only once), yet they keep pushing their disposable one-time-use plastic containers on us. They even have the audacity to sell us single bottles when they know we can buy bulk packages of the stuff. But, I guess it's "clean."

    Sure, I drink stuff that doesn't go through pipes, like from the water cooler. But that is a service I choose to pay, rather than the bottle companies who seek to enslave our wallets.

    It's true you need to watch out where you're getting your water from, but bottled water isn't the only way to attain good water.

  • Attaloi(team lloyd) wrote on August 22, 12:08 am

    Tap water is free and tastes better anyways.

  • urammar(team lloyd) wrote in reply on August 22, 5:32 am

    Seriously people, its water, not wine.
    The only taste difference you could find is the amount of fungus in it.
    Get tap water, put it in your fridge in an old water bottle, and get a brand new bottle. Now get a friend to taste it.

  • Falcor (guest)(team penalty) wrote in reply on September 25, 5:47 pm

    Tap water sometimes tastes MUCH WORSE than bottled water. If you're in a place with tasty tap water, you're lucky. Also, Dasani is the world's worst bottled water. Also, those Pur and Brita filters don't filter out the nasty taste of tap water.

  • devonbecker101 (guest)(team penalty) wrote in reply on November 4, 10:52 pm

    Aquafina ftw (for the win)

  • ratflail(team lloyd) wrote on August 22, 12:56 am

    im going w/ Lloyd on this one

    haha woot Lloyd finally got it right!

  • short4now (guest)(team lloyd) wrote on August 22, 3:35 am

    Got to go with Lloyd for once on this one, if tap water really was infested with diseased causing bacteria, think of all the lawsuits that could cause. Tap water is tested and tested in order to be deemed drinkable.

  • urammar(team lloyd) wrote on August 22, 5:30 am

    These eps are just not long enough, and they don't come close enough to a conclusion I think.
    My 2 cents.

  • Marz (guest)(team penalty) wrote on August 22, 9:55 am

    I'm with penalty all the way. compared to tap water, Bottled is much cleaner.

    and furthermore-wait, did he say Tay Zonday?

  • Nidran wrote on August 22, 9:59 am

    Dasani is tap water! And you can get the PuR water filter which will actually filter the water and can flavor it. I prefer tap

  • Fishes(team lloyd) wrote on August 22, 10:37 am

    For once Lloyd is right. Penalty is being a wuss. If he really thinks bottled water is that much healthier, he's gunna waste all that money on water he could get from his sink.

    Also before bottled water, people drank water straight from a hose. They turned out fine didn't they?

  • Jenniqua(team lloyd) wrote on August 22, 10:57 am

    Gotta go with Lloyd here. What's next? Bottled air?? Bottled sunshine??? Bottled happiness????

    Wait, I think those things already exist in bottles.

  • IamCanadian(team penalty) wrote in reply on August 22, 11:43 am

    Your 100% corret.

    Look up Bottled Air From Wales here on the trusty internet.

  • Keith (guest)(team penalty) wrote on August 22, 11:07 am

    It's all a matter of taste. I live in a neighborhood where the pipes are over 100 years old. My tap water tastes like rust. Pipes in my neighborhood rupture on a regular basis, so the city is out patching them and for a solid day afterward, I get red clay and musty smelling water coming out of the tap. F#$K tap water! Bottled drinking water is the way to go!

  • IamCanadian(team penalty) wrote on August 22, 11:41 am

    I drink bottled water because it's convienient and that paying 8 bucks for a 12 pack is cheaper than turning on the tap for that much water.

    Plus, tap water just doesn't taste right.

  • MrPeanut(team lloyd) wrote on August 22, 12:19 pm

    Lloyd is right bottled water is just a waste of money, plus the majority of the major bottled water companies just bottle tap water and charge you 2 bucks for it!

  • Todd wrote on August 22, 12:55 pm

    Hahah, pretty funny. I am gonna side with the guys just cuz he was funny.

    And... was that the Chocolate Rain guy I heard at the end (preview for next week)???

  • Mar (guest)(team lloyd) wrote on August 22, 6:41 pm

    First time ever i've sided with Lloyd. It will also be the last time hopefully.

  • /b/ (guest) wrote on August 22, 10:16 pm

    Hey guys, you know, if you win this arguement, Jesus will come down from heaven and jack you off.

  • o8jedi(team lloyd) wrote on August 22, 10:50 pm

    Tap water in America is totally potable. Bottled water should be exported to 3rd world countries, rather than soda.

  • Spaghetti v2.0 (guest)(team lloyd) wrote on August 22, 11:30 pm

    tap water isnt all that much different from bottled water. So yeah, bottled water IS a scam.

    America has some of the safest tap water in the world, and cities like Boston or New York have some of the safest tap water in America.

    Bottled water makes more sense in 3rd world countries, where the tap water is dirty and infested, but American tap water is fine. Nobody will ever get sick from drinking it. EVER.

    (however, I do have to note that tap water does have small amounts of contaminants like FLUORINE or ARSENIC... so buy a filter to attach to your faucet if you really think 1/1,000,000th of a particle is going to kill you.)


    gonna vote Lloyd this round.

  • Maar wrote on August 23, 1:44 am

    This'll be the first time i'm going with Lloyd. Hopefully the last also, but good point today Lloyd.

  • Marielle(team lloyd) wrote on August 23, 2:55 am

    I can't agree either of ynz. First of all it totally depends on what part of the country/world you're in as to whether you can drink the tap water (Mexico, Zambia, Cumberland MD???). But you don't trust a bottle with a waterfall either. Waterfalls are FILTH. I'm siding with Lloyd b/c he's my main super crush.

  • dhasak(team lloyd) wrote on August 23, 11:43 am

    When they filter tap water, it removes one of the Hydrogen atoms, leaving you with HO (which is terribly unstable), instead of H2O.

    You know, HO, as in "HO boy, are you still reading this?".......

  • dakaf_fal(team lloyd) wrote on August 24, 3:40 pm

    Bottled water isn't any different from tap water except it's IN A BOTTLE! As long as the pipes are okay (a.k.a.- you're not in Mexico), tap water is perfectly drinkable. What you pay so much for is the bottle, not the f***ing water! I bet if someone had water from a tap and from a bottle no one could tell the difference if they didn't know which was which! And another thing: Penalty is being really hypocritical here- he drives a hybrid to save the environment but is okay with creating waste from water bottles?! That just doesn't make sense!

    And as for flavoured water, just drink something else if you want flavour, water isn't supposed to be flavoured. Go drink a gatorade or some soda or something...

  • anarkist(team penalty) wrote on August 24, 4:48 pm

    When i drink bottled water, i taste nothing. Thats because truly pure water has no taste. So all you people talking about your tap water tasting better are actually tasting chemicals in the water!

  • Duckface(team lloyd) wrote on August 24, 5:17 pm

    Hoorah, Lloyd!

  • ILovesIt(team penalty) wrote on August 24, 11:34 pm

    i would take a sip ......bahahaha

  • KalvinW (guest)(team lloyd) wrote on August 25, 4:05 pm

    it's all the same thing, unless it says "reverse osmosis" on the bottle, it's more than likely from a tap-water supply anyway

  • Big_Willie_Styles (guest)(team lloyd) wrote on August 26, 1:57 pm

    Great video... Tay Zonday shall be interesting next week...

  • SgtHydra (guest) wrote on August 26, 4:34 pm

    Dirty Harry is my moral and spiritual leader.

  • imafish(team penalty) wrote on August 27, 9:37 pm

    I'm with Penalty on this... "I trust corporations if there's a waterfall on the label"

  • Hanswurst (guest)(team penalty) wrote on August 28, 11:23 am

    Penalty is dominating Lloyd!

  • LOYDLOVER(team lloyd) wrote on August 28, 1:29 pm

    i go with loyd now if water isn't clean then ppl could die of the crap in the tap water besides tap dosen't have a waterfall on the lable does it

  • Neth(team lloyd) wrote on August 29, 9:22 am

    it's absurd what we pay for a bottle of water, tap water is just as good as bottled water, but with the extra of tasting like metal, and we all love Metal

  • Crazyhorrormovienerd(team lloyd) wrote on September 5, 1:41 pm

    y pay for something that u can get for free

  • Zach (guest) wrote on September 6, 10:42 am

    Where's the uncle dirty button?

  • Zak (guest)(team lloyd) wrote on September 6, 12:02 pm

    Dude, I love Lloyd. lol

  • Demonica (guest)(team lloyd) wrote on September 9, 4:23 am

    Yeh I'm going to have to go with Lloyd on this one bottled water is a total WASTE!!! Yes some are recycleable and it is also recycleing your wallet just to get water that is "filtured" which is not its the same as regular water the only difference in taste is that you think it is filtured when its not if you where to fill any water bottle or any kind of jug full of regular tap water put it in your fridge and then drink it later it would taste the same as the ones you buy in stores or at gas stations. Do yourself's a favor save the money in your wallet if your THAT conserned about it being filtured then go and buy a bretta maschine that filtures it for you you'll save ALOT of money and you don't have to try and recycle all those water bottles.

  • JohnSokolis (guest)(team penalty) wrote on September 19, 1:22 am

    I'm not really with Penalty on this one, but I don't like to see him sad. So I clicked on his picture.

  • LLoyd_my_hero (guest)(team lloyd) wrote on September 20, 12:55 pm

    LLOYD bottled water is a scam

  • Protoman (guest)(team lloyd) wrote on October 6, 10:58 pm

    for once lloyd is winnin

  • Iuel (guest)(team lloyd) wrote on October 11, 8:24 pm

    Uncle dirty is a bum!!!

  • Sarge(team lloyd) wrote on November 4, 11:46 pm

    the thing is water is good either way a bottled water company lied and the spring water was from the sink

  • PeanutButter (guest) wrote on November 10, 7:43 pm

    strange but i have to go with lloyd for once just because bottled water is just tap water in a bottle, well in a few cases thats not true, such as fiji water.

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Tap water is a silent killer and bottled water is a scam. Is anyone safe? Uncle Dirty calls in with some scary thoughts about the water we drink. Swallow the truth with Nite Fite!

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